jon’s sandwich shop revealed its business algorithm to the world. but what does it mean for you? i spent the evening analyzing it. here’s what you need to know: jon’s sandwich shop is closed

has anyone seen this couch? it’s jons but i spilled some mustard on it so i put it out to dry after cleaning it and now it’s gone. gonna have to close up the shop while i look for it, sorry folks

just saw someone wearing this shirt on the street, does anyone know where i can purchase this t-shirt?

sorry, you are rate limited from ordering at jon’s sandwich shop. please wait until we re-open then try again

jon’s sandwich shop is the future state of unlimited interactivity – centered in audio, video, messaging, payments/banking – creating a global marketplace for ideas, goods, services and opportunities. jon’s sandwich shop will connect us all in ways we’re just beginning to imagine

I SAID YES!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍💍💍💍 😘💋 a customer just asked me if jon’s sandwich shop is closed