This Onion post is almost a decade old and it’s still happening. That should tell you something.

Frost: My colleague Rep. Boebert said, “The church is supposed to direct the government, the government is not supposed to direct the church. I’m tired of this separation of church and state junk.” Junk being the constitution and bill of rights.

While Trumpists rioters occupied the Capitol on Jan. 6, Fox News interviewed Rep. Mike Johnson from an undisclosed location. He claimed to have been taking "methodical steps" that are "nothing unusual" to object to the 2020 electoral votes when the rioters stormed the building.

The likely next House speaker said there was "a lot of merit" to nonsensical, repeatedly debunked conspiracy theories about Dominion rigging its voting machines to aid Biden in 2020.

For decades the GOP ran ads in purple distrcits about Pelosi & SF values. They are about to experience the reverse. Nobody knows this guy so voters in Biden districts will be introduced to him as a coup organizer who wants no exceptions for abortion & thinks being gay is bad

Mike Johnson was elected speaker to the US House. He authored a "national don't say gay bill" But it's much worse. It would ban any "exposure to transgenderism" to those under 10yrs old. It could ban trans teachers, therapy, and more. Read my old viral thread on his bill:

I’d just like to point out that then-Speaker Nancy Pelosi had a smaller majority than the GOP has in the House, and she never lost a vote, let alone her speakership.

What a crock.

This is wild: less than a year ago the Washington Post's style was to call it a "15-week abortion ban." Now that the GOP is working the refs on the language, they've retreated to calling it a "limit" that "Democrats call a ban"

Not the first time she stroked a Johnson in a crowded room.

begging dudes like this to realize that no-fault divorce and equal pay laws are the only reason that they don’t know what coffee tastes like when it’s sweetened with antifreeze

Mike Johnson suggests the role of women is to produce able-bodied workers for the economy and this doesn’t ring ANY bells whatsoever.

This whole “I’m not voting for Biden in 2024” because of what’s happening in the Middle East right now is the exact same sentiment that got us Donald Trump, his terrible policy, a conservative Supreme Court, MAGA, and more. Don’t be dumb. Vote blue all the way down the ballot.

Mike Johnson in 2016: "What’s happened, Alex, over the last 60 or 70 years, is that our generation has been convinced that there is a separation of church and state. Most people think that that’s part of the Constitution, but it’s not.” (It is: See The Establishment Clause).

I like it when something bad happens and the cops trot out the reason the local schools don’t have air conditioners

What a surprise. The mass shooter’s favorite accounts were Musk, Catturd, Don Jr, Tucker Carlson and Dinesh D’Souza. But Mike Johnson says we just need to pray more.

Voting today in the GOP controlled House. Are we voting on issues important to the American people like reducing gun violence? NO. We are voting on stupid stuff like: -Reducing salary of Secretary of Energy to $1 -Reducing salary of Asst Secretary of Army for Civil Works to $1

All right, y'all. I give in. This platform now belongs to the fascists and the fascists who pose as leftists so they can try to talk real leftists out of voting in November. If anyone actually gives a shit, which I doubt, you can find me on Bluesky.