Eight years ago to the day, the far right came to Liverpool, only got as far as the lost luggage hold, departed with egg in their faces, literally! I love my city, it's wonderful people, it's amazing diversity and it's welcoming arms. I ❤️LIVERPOOL. 👊

I would love to see a minute's silence Liverpool FC for our next home game at Anfield in memory of Michael Jones. The city of Liverpool always come together and show solidarity for tragic events, and this is no different. RIP Michael 💙❤️.

Good Evening Reds ❤️YNWA❤️😎 🍷🥂🍻🍺🍹🥃🍾🧉🍹

Arsenal score late goal “Thats what the best teams do” Man City score late winners “Thats what champions do to win” Liverpool score late winners “Cheating scouse bastards, fuck off football is fixed, fucking corrupt football, games dead”

If a TV station is taken off air but nobody was watching it in the first place, does it make a sound?

IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING! Right wing news channels are imploding. By working together we’ve reached millions with the truth. The country is waking up. It doesn’t want hatred & division. Let’s keep going! If you’re with me RT/ follow & LET’S SEND THEM ALL PACKING, TOGETHER

A teacher once said I'd be no good at poetry due to my dyslexia. So far, I've made 2 jugs, a vase, and an ashtray, so fck you, Mrs Collins 😊

Reform could pull out at the last minute btw. The Brexit Party did in 2019. They get £15,000 grant per candidate declared, and don't have to pay it back when they pull out. Farage is a criminal. #GeneralElection

Would you sack Gareth Southgate tonight & bring in Jurgen Klopp for the tournament only? #England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Southgate just couldn't wait to get rid of Trent and use him as a scapegoat. He never fully brought into it at any point. A decent person, but an incredibly spineless manager who is failing to get the most out of one of England's most talented squads of many years.

Gosh this is brutal 🔥

I’m sorry but all these joke candidates are deeply unfunny and make a mockery of our electoral system… but anyway enough about Rees Mogg, how did baked bean head man get on

The red map of Merseyside as the Tories are banished once and for all tinyurl.com/5n8xcbnz

We won't remember them.

Tories saying they need time to reflect on why they lost. C’mon guys, I know you’re out of touch, but you don’t need Poirot to unravel the mystery. You lied, you’re corrupt, you shat in our rivers and shovelled money to your mates, you partied while others died. Hope this helps.

“How am I supposed to invade Poland with 4 seats?”

Not a single football club is now in a Tory constituency. More than half League 1&2 clubs were after the last election

The effects of brexit have really hit my fart joke business. I used to have three people working for me but I've just let one go.