adulthood is mostly just trying not to say “are you fucking kidding me” to people who have gotta be kidding you

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Corey Perry curse is real

You’d think an app dedicated to commuting like komoot would let you save your home and work addresses so you don’t need to enter them every time. #BadUX

“It wouldn’t be a race if Ferrari didn’t screw themselves” —ABBY

When you end up on an impromptu detour during your bike commute and won’t make it to the office for your next call, stop at a park!

Is there anything more frustrating than when the “tear along line” line does NOT result in an open package? #KitchenProblems

When you order a 5 pc French toast stix & get 7, it’s bound to be a good day. Also, Kevin Kwet is flying in tonight!!! #bestdayever

#dynamicisland is great and all, but really, Apple? #softwaregore

The hoops you have to jump through to buy fucking decongestant in this country are ridiculous. “Sorry our system is down, but now your ID is registered so another store cannot sell to you.” Fuck you, Walgreens, I just have a stuffy nose!

The same people bitching about the high cost of candy would have you believe people are also lacing it with extremely expensive drugs…

#Halloween is the best. Literally every other holiday has nothing on it. Dress up, no commitments, no expectations, just live it up!

Annual enrollment: which of these six shitty healthcare options is the least shitty? Tell me again why this is a good system?

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If I was WMU Hockey I’d walk off the ice in protest. What a fucking joke tonight. Do better The NCHC

I'm sorry, but if someone skates into a celebration to start a scrum after getting scored on, they absolutely should get the extra penalty. Referee calling offsetting minors is rewarding Ottawa and begging for the game to get out of hand. Poor management of the game.

What a dirty bunch of scmucks. Sens and the refs. #LGRW #bullshit

Welcome to March! Here's a look at what's on deck in the #kubb world. #yardgames #kubbtourney #kubbtournament #tournament

In the past week, #BeeNetwork has unveiled a series of significant developments that the Core Team will be bringing to life in the months ahead. Always mind the details, and never forget where we began. Once more, thank you for your unwavering support for Bee Network