The Grocer Gold Awards winner of Britain’s Favourite Supermarket is: Tesco Congrats to Tesco! #GrocerGolds🏆

Left this store at 5.30. Two security guards and two shop assistants checking receipts. Extremely polite and friendly as they did it - Tesco will check receipt of EVERY customer leaving Rotherham store mol.im/a/10084379 via Mail Online

Stunning Filey_UK

“WE’VE GOT THE WHOLE STREET TO DO…”

All one place, “up north”

“I thought you had loads to do today?” “Yes but I’ve decided to lie down instead”

Every English person should drink the minimum of four mugs of tea a day. Nothing less is acceptable

Random funny story. So my jim'llpaintit request got made a few years ago (Bottom vs LOD) and one day I went to a wrestling show and someone sat down next to me wearing a t shirt with the design on it. I didn't say anything coz I thought it would be a funnier story him not knowing

There is nothing more annoying than an old person with their first smartphone.

Cheap sausages made of eye lids and arse holes trump the expensive gourmet ones

Fancy something different for lunch pop into Tesco Extra Rotherham and checkout our new sushi bar xx

Nights have cleared.

Replace a word in a film title with Roy Cropper

Unless you have a physical disability, there is no justification for using Caps Lock every time you want a single capital letter. What's wrong with you, and why are there so many of you?

Drivers in Yorkshire are significantly better than anywhere else in England.

Hey Uber Eats, does anyone actually work on your online chat function. Still waiting for a reply 18 hours later?????

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