Dutton for services to refugees. Joyce for services to drought. Jones for services to tolerance. Hanson for services to sanity. Henderson for services to humour. ..Your nominations please

It would be a sick, sick joke if this hayseed lout and liar gets up again as Nationals’ leader and therefore Deputy PM. God help us. theguardian.com/australia-news…

I’m glad your enjoying all this, Sir. Suffering continues.

#QandA the same university staff who are desperately trying to hold their students and courses together are being ‘tasked’ with developing those short courses.

Pitching a reality TV format where 3 professional teachers judge the performance of a group of gormless parents who try to teach their children to do maths online.

Guess what?! 👕 3 new shirt designs up on the website. Link in bio. 👚 5+ more in progress 🚀 2 mission patches in progress 🎨 GFL Comics Vol. 1 online release of raw & edited ver. 📚 GFL book 2nd print (cleaned up) going to Amazon Discount codes & more updates on Patreon.

Yesterday I told President Trump that Australia would always help its great mate the USA, and if they take military action against themselves we will be there to both attack and defend alongside them.

A North American leader will soon be threatening to build a stronger wall along their southern border, and to make the Southerners pay. Justified on the grounds of a humanitarian disaster driving a refugee caravan towards the north. Trump will refuse to pay, Trudeau will insist.

Every time I hear about people forcing schools to open up, I think of a child at a dinner table yelling and screaming that they want dessert when the parents tell them they can have dessert once they eat their vegetables. Like, if you've been wearing a mask this entire time...

Peter Dutton Kristina Keneally is admirable for her hard work, focus and attention to detail. You could do well to take her as a role model. Preventing staff from appearing at publicenquiries is cowardly and undemocratic.

Something to cheer you up? Maybe not.

“After all that America has accomplished, after all the years we have stood as a beacon of light to the world, it cannot be that here and now, in 2020, we will allow government of the people, by the people, and for the people to perish from this earth.” — Joe Biden at Gettysburg

Happy Birthday Carrie Frances Fisher.🎂 the world will never stop missing you..... 💔

I believe there should be 6.49 million Australians of the year. Victorians have done an amazing job for their own state and for the Country.

#clem7 your tunnel radio system is playing a barking dog noise on repeat - 4:58pm Wednesday