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8 years ago

I came home from the pub 4 hours late last night. "Where the fuck have you been?" screamed my wife. I said, "I've been playing poker with some blokes." "Playing poker?" she repeated. "Well, you can pack your bags and go!" "So can you," I said. "This isn't our house anymore!"