Steve from Blues Clues is BACK and has us all in our feels

i want what they had

Don’t tell my professors

My toxic trait is that red delicious apples are my favorite

#RedTaylorsVersion me listening to me listening to red in 2012: red in 2021:

*opens twitter* Twitter:

If you need something to do while listening to Taylor Swift all day, you’re always welcome to report your ex boyfriend’s wildlife violations to Operation Game Thief. ✨✨(1-800-522-8039)✨✨

No brain November

Happy birthday to our sweet Head Cheerleading McMurry Cheer Coach Courtney Godding! You’re the best! 🎉 #UnitedAsWarHawks #WeLoveBirthdays

Wordle 224 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 226 1/6 I am god 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

planning on having an austen girl summer (I reject a marriage proposal and spend several months feeling ashamed of my poor conduct until a militiaman of ill repute runs off with my sister and my love interest steps in to save us all from ruin)

why would i finish a thought when i could start a new more exciting one

Our nation simply doesn’t posses the infrastructure required to handle a Bills Eagles Super Bowl.

If i was a worm i would not care if a guy loved me I would be so free

16 years ago I heard teardrops on my guitar on the radio and now I’m sitting here with a new capital one credit card prepared to do something that will land me on national news if I don’t get tour tickets

🚨 The Eras Tour Giveaway 🚨 We are hooking up one random person with a pair of tickets to see Taylor Swift at a concert of choice! To enter: ▫️ Follow TickPick ▫️ Retweet this tweet The winner will be selected on 11/21

If you’re upset about Brittney Griner protesting our National Anthem, wait until I tell you about the time a bunch of rabid trumpers attacked our Capitol and beat police officers with flagpoles flying the American flag.

Realizing my future depends on me x.com/user5102528/st…