heard the Suez Canal is in trouble again

Tim Sweeney Didn’t you sorta win?

Robinhood reporting my 2,561 trades for a total profit of $30 to the IRS

Nice sponsorship for the gala

"The Dodgers don't need to resign Clayton Kershaw" Me:

bird flu? i sure hope it did

men used to go to war for women now they split the bill on their $41 first date

No. 2 St. John Bosco ENDS Mater Dei’s 29-game winning streak! 😳

Men just want one thing…and it’s a gf who eats steak and will smile & contribute to our unhinged conspiracy theory rants.

The claim of consensus has been the first refuge of scoundrels; it is a way to avoid debate by claiming that the matter is already settled. Whenever you hear the consensus of scientists agrees on something or other, reach for your wallet, because you’re being had." M. Crichton

typa shit I’ve been on

Baseball 🙃

A wise man once said nothing at all

a drunk girl without a cigarette is like an angel without wings

Winning is easy when you’re handsome and smoke cigarettes

I’m with the party that doesn’t hate cows and raw milk