“Now we’ve both been shot in the face” - Stormy Daniels

All jokes aside, shit is about to get very unsafe, everywhere in this country.

Trump to Secret Service like...

Oh fuck. RIP.

Need to check Melania bank account for any recent large withdrawals...

When you get railed on mushrooms call that a psilosybian.

When you say something to your crush and they reply, 'thanks friend!'

We're almost there, folks.

Linux people today:

This will be the first Presidential election since 1976 to not have a Biden, Bush, or Clinton on the ticket.

Donald Trump donated $5,000 to re-elect Kamala Harris for California Attorney General in 2011. According to public records, he made an additional donation of $1,000 in 2013.

Cal Quantrill said “you jacked off in a fucking parking lot you dumb fuck” to Reese McGuire. #RedSox #Rockies That caused the benches to clear.

On July 25, 1972, the notorious Tuskegee syphilis experiment came to light. Read more about what happened on this date: shorturl.at/GvJLs

Rest in peace to a legend.

New proxy war just dropped.

The slowest dumpster fire. #MyXAnniversary

Breakfast club on a trump commercial, we are cooked.