Happy little accidents Aka i wish i had sized up more 😭 Join our free community, find out more at dankseed.tech $ES_F $SPX $SPY $NQ_F $NDX $QQQ #stocks #Futures #FuturesTrading #StockMarket

cnbc.com/2025/08/29/tru…

> be me, Intel > world domination status: achieved > have a license to print money with x86 > life is good > be 2007, some fruit company named Apple shows up > "hey can you make a chip for our new phone?" > my CFO brain activates > look at their offer... pathetic > my margins! my

> be Adobe, 40-year-old PDF jockey > 2025, stock doing a perfect -33% swan dive > “We’ll pivot to AI” says exec on 7-figure retention bonus > can’t ship a model because legal says every pixel needs a 12-page EULA > Midjourney drops v7, makes our Firefly look like MS Paint with a

NEW: Every living former Fed chair (Greenspan, Bernanke, Yellen) ... have joined several former Treasury secretaries (Rubin, Summers, Paulson, Geithner, Lew) ... and CEA chairs (Hubbard, Mankiw, Romer, Furman, Rouse, Bernstein) who served presidents of both parties ... in an

Forgive me for sounding like a broken record, but today’s market action is so illustrative of something I've been trying to convey for a while now. The notable thing about gold today isn’t just that its price hit yet another record high, but how it has done so: Gold is surging

🙈

$SPX $SPY $QQQ

Bookmaps is useless

If you ever needed a reason to unfollow this moron and his garbage takes 😂 Especially the finance ones 🤮

Getting US options data in 7 seconds. For a total price of $0.02. - Any underlier, any date, any timestamp - Spread metrics + full strike surface + all expirations - No sales call - No subscription or contract - Not locked behind a proprietary cloud sandbox Executed locally on

Watching Nvidia destroy the DLSS brand in real time is quite something. I wonder if they were expecting the "AI slop" reaction internally, or whether they had fully drunk the Kool-Aid