I think I’m being followed. What do you mean I’m paranoid? Why? What are people saying? zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzzzZ #bearandhare

It’s going to be Home Alone 2. He always does Home Alone 2. zzz zzz zzzz z zzz zzz zzz zzzZ #charades #bearandhare

Yep. Home Alone 2. I think it’s the only Christmas film he knows zzz zzz zzzz z zzz zzz zzz zzzZ #charades #bearandhare

Roam…. Comb…. Dome…. Home by any chanzzz zzz zzzz z zzz zzz zzz zzzZ #charades #bearandhare

Alone…. As in ‘Home Alone’…. Zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzzZ #charades #bearandhare

IT’S HOME ALONE 2!!! Won’t someone please end this nightmare?!?!? Zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzzZ #charades #bearandhare

Ironically Owl is anything but a hoot… zzz zzzz zzzz zzzz zzzzz zzzZ #bearandhare

@SamHartOfficial Hatee-hatee-hatee-zzzz zzz zzzz zzzz zzz zzz zzzz zzzz zzzzzZ #bearandhare

Zzzzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzzZ #bearandhare

My ultimate dinner party guests would be John Lewis Hare, a salmon and The Honey Monster zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzzzZ #bearandhare

@marktm74 Mmmmmmmmmmmm cookiezzzz zzzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzzZ #bearandhare

I used to have insomnia but the doctor says I’m much... zz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzzz z zzz zzz zzz zzzZ #bearandhare

I’ve got butterflies in my tummy about something. Must be those caterpillars I ate before bed. zzz zzz zzzz z zzz zzz zzz zzzZ #bearandhare

Can anyone hear ticking? Nope? Must be dreaming zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzZ #bearandhare

Zzzz what’s that noise? It’s coming from that gift. An alarm clock from John Lewis Hare What’s he up to? #bearandhare

Yawn….. now that I’m awake I might as well see what’s happening. #bearandhare

What’s going on down there? I can hear laughter and singing and…. #bearandhare

Oh my goodness. It’s Christmas Day!!! That sneaky little hare. #bearandhare

My very first Christmas. Thank you John Lewis Hare – what a wonderful surprise. Merry Christmas everyone. #bearandhare

Sorry I’ve missed all the action – I’ll catch up with the eBook later bit.ly/1boEJ5w. Merry Christmas everyone! #bearandhare