COVID-19 Why we are right to be scared, and what we can do about it. A thread. Who the hell am I? I’m a former Army officer who runs a charity these days, and isn’t a scientist. 1/15

Piers Morgan vs the government

Hey Twitter, how does "trending" work, and why does it not seem to register the names "Dominic" or "Cummings"? It's really weird, maybe it picks and chooses? But why?

A claim that a 2019 blogpost by Dominic Cummings was edited in 2020 to include a warning about coronaviruses is correct. The change appears to have been made in April. He claimed Monday that he’d warned about the virus last year. fullfact.org/health/cumming…

The greatest...

If I mysteriously disappear, this will be why

For the Record: I don’t dislike any Race, Gender, Religion or Lifestyle choice….. I do have a serious problem with Dumbfucks though…..

[inside washing machine] duvet cover: climb in my brothers every single piece of clothing: we shall build a new life in the big sock

I never knew his full name until now

I thought that tube ad was spot on, personally.

Don't worry Newcastle. We've got a cunning plan...

Walking round the house naked is such a liberating feeling, plus the estate agent leaves you to view it on your own 👍 𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀

Wow!

Games Workshop is worth 3 times as much to the British economy than Brexit fishing. If you are unaware, one is a popular fantasy game, entrenched in make believe which allows poorly dressed overweight men to play out their wartime fantasies, and the other is Games Workshop.

BREAKING: Sqn Ldr Nicholas Kringle used his Stealth Bomber to draw a giant Xmas tree over the UK this afternoon before returning to #RAFLuton for tea & medals! #AvGeek

BREAKING: HMS Sinky wins the annual #RAFLuton Boxing Day Submarine Race and celebrates with a wheelie across the finishing line!

Lawrence Berkeley National Labs has $27 million electron microscope. It makes images to a resolution of half the width of a hydrogen atom, the most powerful microscope in the world. And if you turn it right up to full strength you can faintly see my interest in this story.

June 21st cancelled 😩 so here’s Dr.O’s message to the Nation 🇬🇧ft. Munya Chawawa 😂

New! Cassetteboy vs Boris Johnson 2021 #cpc21

I can’t think of many times in my career as a criminal prosecutor when the police have refused to look for evidence on the basis that they currently don’t have enough evidence.