always remember picking the correct shirt can do unbelievable things for your day

George Floyd and I were both arrested for allegedly spending a counterfeit $20 bill. For George Floyd, a man my age, with two kids, it was a death sentence. For me, it is a story I sometimes tell at parties. That, my friends, is White privilege.

I’m Joe Biden and I approve this message.

I don’t use this verbiage often but this is a whole vibe. simple as that

Fire up the "It's Always Sunny" theme music

Neither does the climate crisis.

fixed it

Congratulations to baseball as they win the conference tournament over Marvin with a final score of 1-0 #CincoDeMayo

Student Council members accept donations from the car rider line for the Cap on Cancer fundraiser supporting Jack and Julia's Photo Shack.

Just had the chance to see President Trump's golf swing tweet. Enough. This has to stop. Our children are watching.