do you ever write out an entire tweet and then think “nah, I’m gonna just shut up” and delete the entire thing

Lmaooo at this video but also like the people have told y’all before, stop posting your keys online

Thank God for the day!

Thank God for the day!

Having a song in GTA is more important than a grammy

#Bengals kicker Evan McPherson stuck around for the halftime show 😂

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@DearBubbie 102.5 The Bone John Senning Sarah Silverman @LFDHcom Daryl Hall 😂 great moment One day I’ll go on and we can talk about my Tampa roots. I used to live off Dale Mabry when I was a little boy, then in Town & Country in my late teens/early 20s Crazy as it sounds, Tampa roots were very defining in my life. That was my $7bucks days 🙏🏾🥃

You want something; go get it! 💪🏽

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Wiz Khalifa’s run was immaculate. He needs a day of recognition yearly or something.

Who else remembers in the old 2K games when you got T’d up for cursing in the mic 💀

fu*k jews and ni*gers

Its nice to be honored and respected but cut that fuckin check!

Going back to your old barber after a long time trying someone new be the most awkward shit ever

Thank God for the day!