The Sheep human Contest in France. This is the festival I need right now.

Today is a very special day- it’s JoeMW birthday!! Happy birthday Joe!!

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ＼　.....Honey....🍯　／

Dolly Parton launched a pet apparel & accessories line — brilliantly called DOGGY PARTON — and I need you all to know that I am buying the Blonde Bombshell Wig Headpiece for my dog.

He was ahead of his time.

Joe last week.

He described every feeling I was having at the exact same points

Special offer on the green one at the bottom.

How it started / how it's going

One of the most profound things I read in my original journey to ADHD diagnosis was what Dr. Ned Hallowell calls “the cough drop sign” in the book, Driven To Distraction. I’d never felt more seen before reading this quote. It comes from one of Hallowell’s ADHD patients:

THAT WAS NOT FUCKING NEEDED.

As a child I thought that 'jackpot' was short for jacket potato. Asking my dad why anyone would bother entering a quiz with a jacket potato as the top prize was one of the most embarrassing moments of my childhood.

I don't know who needs to hear this but you will never need these. Throw them away.

Boris pulling out. That might be a first.

Facebook has reminded me that it is eight years today since I saw Sideshow Bob’s lorry on the Swallowfield Bypass.

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

As the old saying goes, all good things must come to an end, and what a 3 years it’s been. Massive thanks to everyone we’ve worked with! We’ve had a bloody blast. But for now, Alex is off back to CPB and Joe’s staying at BBH. XOXO Gossip Girl

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“He fucking slipped”