If I don’t get skinny in two weeks I’m buying a tapeworm 😭😭😭

I just saw a stud asking for their 20 dollars back from their ex. We definitely in a BAD recession yall. Hold on to your wigs tight!

the situation was serious asf but the crowd is what sends me every time💀

Unpopular opinion… the massage chair at the nail salon is NOT relaxing

You’re bored because you’re not doing side quests, man. Life is more than just working and then throwing yourself into bed doing nothing. Here are 50 side quests to complete:

The war I gotta go through every month to be notified that I’m not having a baby, is ridiculous 🙄

Mamdani need to make New York 24 hours again

Traveling really does make you fall in love with life even more

They are pricing us out of life and y’all solution is just to lock in and make more money.

I definitely was 13 going to the theaters with my friends without parents lmfao.

you blown, you the candles

“She the birthday” trend is the funniest trend to happen in a while. I really get my life.

she fucked the city up with this one

Carnival lover ✅ On the road with her ✅ Climbed ✅

anyways, don’t stop till u get enough

me tryna find my friend’s table after i agreed to meet them at the restaurant