I can’t HANDLE them bringing back all these songs aaaaaaaaaaa

Was this one of the best nights of my life???? V possibly

generational wealth?? no thanks i was born into generational mental illness

Oh my fucking god?? 😭

Custard’s annual festive bow tie

Unleash me 🔥

All the best things happen here

Watch me become absolutely unbearable about this

24 hours after my neighbour landed his car in my living room and MORE THAN still won’t pick up the phone THERES A HOLE IN MY HOUSE

My brain: Hey there's something wrong up here, I am straight up not having a good time My body: don't you worry, I know just the thing that'll help My body: *makes me so nauseous I cant move*

Can’t believe I missed the YMAS hearse

I have washed EVERYTHING that can go in a washing machine. And some things that can’t

I was there and my friend hit me over the head and told me to stop crying

Can’t believe people want me to hold my nose and vote for 2009 tories wearing a red jacket and they couldn’t do the same for a progressive Labour Party in 2019 lmaooo jog on mate

How your email finds me:

9am on here tomorrow

I simply do not know what you people are seeing when you watch Elf.

As someone who’s 84 year old neighbour crashed his car into their living room, doing £12k worth of damage, I THINK they might be looking at the wrong demographic