two people in the club took the shooter down — cops don’t keep us safe, we keep us safe

Love you Julien Baker ❤️‍🔥 thnx for keeping me company this year 🫶🏻

Currently procrastinating so bad that I’m cleaning my BASEBOARDS

Sometimes I wonder if it’s time to get rid of the bangs and then I remember I have a forehead the size of a Kindle

As soon as I see a straight woman shave her head I know the lesbianism is not far behind

Rot in hell Intuit TurboTax

Meghan trainer makes the type of music the FBI plays to get cults to come out of their compounds

Good luck getting into that heaven you speak of

The amount of ads Hulu has on Vida is homophobic

I hope all six of their bald asses trip and fall down the stairs

Screaming crying and throwing up thinking about how my rent in college was $425 a month

I hope the Duolingo owl gets crabs

I think we should start calling our crazy ass relatives that no one one wants to claim but somehow they’re family anyway “Florida-in-laws”

it’s ok to not have an opinion on very important things that are happening on this earth ❤️ yes, your tax dollars go to the extermination of a group of people with no rights, but what matters most is that YOU feel ok being ignorant. make sure to drink some water ✊🏻

So the dumbest most racist white people across the country just invented a “global day of jihad” for Friday the 13th, bosses & employers told their employees to be safe on the “global day of jihad,” social media let it spread, and now a Muslim child in Chicago has been murdered.

From the bottom of my heart fuck you Joe Biden

Why don’t you speak to a flight of stairs as u fall down them

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