“Sorry I’ve got plans” The plans:

hey man I need you to really lock in and focus less on work & your girlfriend so you can start posting a lot more in the group chat where we're all really mean to each other

Famously conservative Alysa Liu from famously conservative Oakland, California

How about an unemployed chud How about doomscrolling on Twitter all day How about 0 applications made I lost my job 18 months ago, 3 months faithful

10 people who have never played a Champions League (UCL) final: 1. me 2. you 3. Bukayo Saka 4. Saliba 5. Rice 6. Gyokeres 7. Raya 8. Martinelli 9. Eze 10.Odegaard

I think this is easily the most dystopian thing happening right now. Not ai or the normalization of a surveillance state but the ability for people to gamble on wars. To gamble on the lives of people in other countries. This is insane to me

I wonder how Much money raising cane’s be saving by not using seasonings.

Time for Chelsea to start suspending players’ wages for the entire season when they pick up a red. This discipline problem is genuinely unacceptable. Actively sabotaging games, no willingness to learn from mistakes. Childish. 9th red out of 28 games.

do you think she fw dudes that still take the pickles off their burgers

can’t wait to drink matcha and hate period cramps while I rate Marta the best footballer to touch a pitch

A league that promotes zionism, alcohol, sports betting and woman beaters but niggas draws the line at magic city wings , ok

COLE PALMER COLD CELE ON ROGERS HEAD

New reaction meme unlocked

feliz dia das mulheres

me and the boys discussing how great women are on #InternationalWomensDay

to a guy like me every day is women’s day #Feminist

#InternationalWomensDay

how every day after getting ghosted feels

Jorgensen’s gonna produce a negative number never seen in the history of the sport

This is all on Rosenior for his team selection.