The governor of the state of Florida is a preening, vicious, race-baiting piece of performative shit. And any Floridian that can find it in themselves to vote for such a man is, frankly, no better. Own this, Florida. This is your government at work:

i've preemptively named every mountain dew-based cocktail. please note I've only made like 3 of these combinations

Ever hear about an old couples who dies a few weeks apart because of how much they loved each other? That’s what happened with Coolio and the queen

Devastated to hear of the passing of my dear, dear friend, the lovely Miss Judy Tenuta. I can’t believe she’s gone. Earth has truly lost a goddess.

Kanye West’s threat to Jews is as ever based on a myth of Jewish power, a myth believed across the political spectrum. It lies at the heart of the Jews Don’t Count phenomenon: Jews are powerful so attacking them is punching up and concern for them in the face of it unnecessary.

When libby watson assigns you a blog, you listen, and you destroy your body for everyone's enjoyment: defector.com/i-just-ate-28-…

My thoughts on what’s happening in England right now.

right now Twitter is a group of people trying to decide where to take the afterparty and we've agreed to either the east-side Denny's or the west-side Denny's, and all you hive folks are like "what if we went to iHop" even though it took 40 minutes to narrow it down to a Denny's

Representation matters, and Chris Cillizza has been an inspiration to countless boxes of rocks, fence posts, bags of hammers, mossy logs, and doorknobs across America.

WATERGATE GUY: you need to make sure my identity stays a secret WOODWARD AND BERNSTEIN: that's fine we'll just use a codename. WATERGATE GUY: oh yeah like what? WOODWARD AND BERNSTEIN: oh just something normal

Zaslav getting hit with a Pay Your Writers chant in Boston. This is so good.

I'll outlive them all.

Everything happens so much