Kids are taking a state test today, so the school is making a big deal. A lot more parents dropping off their kids and some moms were being so damn extra, blessing their kids like 2-3 times and watery eyes 😂 like ma’am your child is taking a test, not going to war!

I went full grammar police today…

One thunderstorm swoops by and we’re in the damn dark again. Thank you, Ted Cruz.

Corner of Airline and Tidwell… 🤔

If these had SNS attached to them and it was 2017…people woulda lost their 💩

Homie sold out of dunks and Blue SB4s. 😂

IYKYK…

I’d like to take full responsibility for the drought taking place in Houston…I hadn’t washed my cars in nearly a month. I just did though so you know it’s about to rain! You’re welcome. 😂

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary time flies! 🫡

Kids today will never know…

Y’all remember these?

🚨 Funkos For Sale 🚨 Who's up? Some of the larger POPs. A few sold before listing. A couple have some very minor packaging damage, but the POPs are fine. Comment or DM if interested. I'll check in on this in the morning! Legit check in pinned tweet. RTs always appreciated 🙏🏼

The year is 2024 and I’m still rocking OhitsTeddy designs. 🫡

Going to McDonald’s now costs as much as it used to cost to go to Chick-fil-A. Going to Chick-fil-A now costs as much as it used to cost to go Five Guys. Can’t even be fat asses on a budget any more. 🥲

I found these pieces sitting in the closet. My kids have outgrown these sizes… Hoodies are Medium and tees are Small. If anyone is interested HMU.

Let’s add “payed” and “paid” to the list of words kids don’t know how to tell apart. They joins “your”, “you’re”, “where”, “were” and“we’re”.

Bruh you seen me pull up to the gas station in this 2003 Toyota Corolla with the peeling clear coat and you wanna ask me if I got change to spare?? 🤔

Temperature under 60°? Hoodie time in the H! That old reliable OhitsTeddy