the types of podcasts: a guide

Rolling Stone Dave Grohl walking into his therapist’s office every day: “I’VE GOT ANOTHER CONFESSION TO MAKE”

this is how 90% of the parties i’ve been to nyc go. i’m not gonna come empty handed because i was raised right, but what do you mean you invited all these people over and didn’t once consider snacks? were you raised in solitary confinement??

People's meat consumption for most of human history was fairly minimal compared to what we eat now. You probably shouldn't say things like this unless you're willing to eat meat only a couple times a month

tony soprano was killing people and he wasn’t even going to therapy this much

When I learned that languages evolve and change over time, I found it hard to believe. But then I saw it happen right in front of my eyes. We no longer use the word “trolling” anymore. It has been almost completely replaced by “ragebaiting.”

when u can drive flat out without looking at the battery but no one can count

I know straight hands made this because it’s missing the ever present “two mentally ill gay guys cackle at each other while making the same jokes they’ve made for years” podcast

Es terrible cuando cambian los nombres de los estadios por motivos comerciales.💔

i want people publicly executed for this, i'm not even being dramatic

Everyone uses it wrong. The phrase 'late stage capitalism' was a recent invention of Tumblr, which paraphrases from Lenin who in turn was using the German term 'spätkalitalismus', or 'late capitalism' where the intention is to describe capitalism's most current iteration.

sometimes I want to be skinnier but then I remember that body types are kind of like dog breeds and if im a corgi who wants to lose weight to look like an italian greyhound that won’t make me look like an italian greyhound it’ll just make me look like a sick ugly corgi so nvm

When I was at UFC, the head of security sent out a recommendation that staff don't leave their London hotel. London. One of the safest major cities in the world. I replied with an email showing stats that more people had been murdered in Las Vegas that year than the entire UK.

smoking weed and sitting in a discord call watching a movie and playing peggle and i feel like this guy

Maybe I’m bias cause I like chappel but like rich people raise their kids with no manners all the time we do NOT know what happened lol

The way that this child is now creating international headlines…

The news that Orbán’s people inform Moscow about EU Council meetings in every detail shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone. We’ve had our suspicions about that for a long time. That’s one reason why I take the floor only when strictly necessary and say just as much as necessary.

"UK Government" is the entity name, like saying Funded by Sony Funded by Aviva Etc.

Very telling that many of you use unreliable and brain-melting products like Google and Wikipedia instead of my 1987 directory of 10,000 experts you can call and ask