anyone under the age of 21 is a child to me, and even a fresh 21 is still young and learning.

may life treat you the way you treat animals.

me hearting all pretty girls stories like i’m their man

people will literally resent you for outgrowing them

i can’t stand judgmental types of people. they will literally tell you that everything you do is wrong and what they do is right

sunglasses really make me feel like a bad bitch fr

i act like i’m ok but deep down i just really wanna eat a double crusted cheesecake

me when i get overstimulated

I don’t want to spend $300 on a ninja creamy…. But the demons inside of me want the ninja creamy

anyone else frequently go through phases of violently craving only fruits and veggies?

i shake my head to get rid of my intrusive thoughts like a lil etch a sketch

me disassociating in the middle of a conversation:

i be driving like i can afford a ticket

LMFAOOOO NOW WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT😭😭😭

i be real quiet when y’all talk about gender reveal reactions because if i have a boy i’m literally going to drop down to my knees and cry

so jealous of cats to be honest. imagine being a huge bitch literally all the time and the person who takes care of you is like awwwwwww

i have to give all 6 of my cats baths today, which is a super extreme sport. wish me luck 🥹