Making coach a traitor would be funny

you should be allowed to leave work early if your heart just isn't in it today

eric tao when hiring staff:

Whose Pussy Is It: A Knives Out Mystery

Speaking about that Venn diagram. If trans people can be tracked, ALL people can be tracked. Rights get eroded by chipping away at marginalised groups to set precedent. Soon enough it will be your turn in the seat.

she had dev hynes (blood orange) in there with her 😭😭

it's astonishing to me that so many people apparently read romance with the object of self-inserting. i, at best, read from the cuck chair, and more often, from the anthropologist's lab...

cuz they didn’t do the reading

trying to date will actually make you sympathize with carrie bradshaw

Sandra kills me #Survivor50

I get some wild texts from my newbie Survivor watching friends.

the older i get and the more regulated i become the less of a filter i have in a non corporate work setting. like it’s really full circle atp

If I went on a survivor season with cirie BEST BELIEVE I would take her to the end and at ftc I would tell them don’t vote for me vote for cirie.

me soon as it hit midnight

time to bring this edit back

Me: uhh who's pussy is this? Trebek: Correct! And you're still in control of the board

Once you start using random hashtags in sentences you #cantstop

The most provocative part of THE DRAMA is the concept of a 35yo being a curatorial chair (?) who makes enough money with his librarian (?) fiancée to furnish the most stunning apartment in all of Boston (?!)

Coach writing haikus to himself in the hammock on #Survivor50 like