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Some people need to learn waiting room etiquette, ugh.

I’m chaperoning a field trip with great weather. This. Never. Happens.

Headed to the Pink Piny club, wanna come?

What’s your favorite snack?

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but there is no dancing on the tables with your spurs on.

Girl, you wouldn’t even know what to do with a cowboy if you caught one.

No need for the sun to be out. Get the buns out.

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Let the outdoors renew your soul 💌

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I have visited my dentist so much in the last 6 months I’m pretty sure I’ve paid for his new boat.

I tried to be someone’s cup of tea. Then I became someone’s shot of whisky. Now I’m just my own mug of coffee, slushy margarita, flask of water, cup of matcha, bottle of beer, ice cold glass of milk, fancy martini, and whatever else I want to fucking be…for me.

Without looking, think of who he might be referring to, and then brace yourself for the result

Keep it fluffy!

I’ll eat it extra fluffy.

Sometimes life hands you little reminders that you are loved in all the ways that you really need.

Life update: Went to Kentucky for 4 days. If anyone on here is from there, sorry we didn't meet up. Got some things and came home. My vacation isn't over. Pictures to be posted later. Maybe even I'm in them.

Why is not sanitary to eat something off the ground, but not from the restaurant kitchen that's across the hall from the bathrooms and the doors to the bathroom and kitchen are wide open, and the fan is blowing in to the kitchen in the hallway, sucking in the bathroom smell?

Raise your hand when you see it. 🙋🏼‍♀️

I need Ice T as Mr. Rodgers. In a Mr. Rodgers type show. I didn't know I wanted this, till right now.