The summer of 1999 officially closed the book on the ascendant 90s music era, which had arguably been slouching toward mediocrity since 1996.

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Okay, this is getting out of control! 😂

It's somewhat ironic that right now, network late-night television has never been less culturally important (because of media consumption habits), but the genre has never had so many players. I'd wager that's going to balance out soon, and that CBS's decision is the start.

Wish I had thought of the “Canceling an unprofitable show is fascism that must be investigated by Congress” strategy when they got rid of FIREFLY.

Jake Tapper is going to write a book in two years reporting that Colbert’s show was losing $40 million and the media bought into the lie Trump got him canceled.

Norm was really fishing for the boos on that second one.

This is why I am absolutely the most humble person I know. Much humbler than any of the rest of you jokers. I have it printed on my business cards to remind everyone.

This is going to be interesting. Conan O'Brien did some of his best work after it was announced that they were kicking him off Tonight. I'm sure CBS will get some good numbers/revenue from this next 10 months.

"They've been really bad and we want to make sure they continue being bad right here in New Jersey for a good, long time."

I'm going to change my title on my LinkedIn profile to "ornamental hermit."

HAHAHAHAHA no.

Big promises from Skydance as it seeks to acquire Paramount. These were outlined in a letter sent to Brendan Carr yesterday. ✅ Undertake a “comprehensive review of CBS” ✅ Ensure that CBS’ reporting is “fair, unbiased, and fact-based” ✅ Recognize the importance of “unbiased

Again?

Well that should do the trick.

War, huh? Between the states?

There are like nine other late night shows that are exactly the same, but they couldn't be bothered to lift a finger for Firefly.

Oh look it's a tweet from 1985. And 1975.