Brewing coffee directly into my cupped hands and screaming

I see my future and its BRIGHT

WHO GOT THE OBAMA BEANS!?

coming home to my loving deer wife

Whatever she did she deserved it. Deer scared as hell of humans so for it to be kicking her ass she was out of pocket 😂

Is this anything

sabrina singing it’s raining men!!! THAT MIC IS ONNNNNNN #PrimaveraSound

i thought labubu was the new word for a lobotomy

damn okay. you got that

A woman complimented cannoli’s pride bow and I jokingly said “thanks but I don’t support his lifestyle” and then she immediately power walked away from me. And that’s the story of why I screamed “I swear I’m gay! I can prove it!” at 9am.

“get his ass” is so hilarious. its like the modern version of “seize him

Put me on love island and watch it become a psychological horror

“let’s go smoke”

they call me george the way i have a w bush

Fantastic what

Pls tell me u guys know what this means

Start digging in MY butt twin

“this shit is assss” “this shit is Gassss” see how fucking with a G can change your whole perspective?