Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello. NY - 2019

I don't believe in soulmates bc of that one girl in 8th grade that had 11 soulmates in one semester

i don’t know who needs to hear this but david dobrik is not giving u a tesla

what should die with 2019? um yeah that stupid orange ass filter that chicks use to look tan. you don’t look sun kissed.. dawg u got jaundice

Girls will tell their friends “if I’m still single at 25 I’m going on The Bachelor” like girl the man you’re texting is talking to 7 other girls rn you’re already on the show

tongue tied by grouplove is more effective than years of therapy

UGH timothée chalamet 😞✌🏼✌🏼✌🏼✌🏼

I only like cats that like me

George Floyd and I were both arrested for allegedly spending a counterfeit $20 bill. For George Floyd, a man my age, with two kids, it was a death sentence. For me, it is a story I sometimes tell at parties. That, my friends, is White privilege.

If they play the Cupid Shuffle at my wedding I'm leaving

British ppl love to name their kids Henry

there’s this huge debate over breastmilk or formula, my baby drinks baja blast, and she fucking loves it

Why was I so obsessed with cake boss as a child

My new favorite thing is grocery shopping at night w my pjs on. 😗

I think everyone could use a lighthearted/happy story right now so here goes: At the beginning of the pandemic I went through some painful personal stuff and would often go out at night for long walks because no one was around and I couldn’t sleep anyway. One night I was walking

i want oreos but not the cream just the biscuit bit so i need an assistant who will peel me about 12 oreos a day is anyone interested?

Dear God Today I pray for the fish living in the tanks at grocery stores