I love this

three profound remarks from three fearless leaders

or when you try going downtown and you take the bus uptown, get off, only to get on the subway that is also going uptown, and then finally get on the downtown train... or is it just me

if you havent had to lift one of these nasty pieces of shit then shut the fuck up

what should die with 2019? um yeah that stupid orange ass filter that chicks use to look tan. you don’t look sun kissed.. dawg u got jaundice

Me: I wanna go out tonight! Also me:

We really at that age where all our childhood pets that grew up with us are passing away 🤥😪

“*** said that my fake ID is delayed bc of corona virus... but it’s been four months”

Imma say it... I don’t care abt your happy Father’s Day post. He don’t even got insta or snap 😪

covid: negative body: positive

ur mans really bases his personality off a Netflix original starring noah centineo

💗@LADYGAGA AND @ARIANAGRANDE JUST TOOK US TO CHROMATICA AT THE #VMAs 💗 You need to watch this performance right now ⚔️ WHAT AN ICONIC DUO! 🌧

Okay but Harris 2024 doe