Homework and chores are for slaves

IT guy at work has his browser set to MyStart Incredibar

*dies retardedly*

All my blood is fish blood

I would have lifted the rock over my head while perfectly stepping up the grinding gears like a StairMaster. Then i would have let the grinder get jammed up between my tungsten strong skull just to prove a point. AND i would have stepped on a lego.

That gay little dance tho

Itching the booger Chakra in the back of my nose

*I lean away from the mike to give him some space*

Why not

Having a random heart attack? ...thaaaa fuck?

The Rapepost King

Elmer Fudd after bugs bunny bends the rocket around like rubber:

This was from me using my PSI Slow Motion Blender attack from the other side of the plan it

You that read wrong Rapist Homo Thug

Pray she doesnt step foot on my porch. This is a Stand Your Ground state.

i RLY dont want the women on here to get mad at me but 🫣 all foids need to be raped

Thats not a man thats a skeleton

Okay Pringles! I see you!

A truce held strong... until a hot stream of pee creatures a rush of chaos..