Punctuation interrupts the flow of prose more often than not. Which is why I use it sparingly. My nurse tells me of new punctuation invented for the twitter. Hashtags. I would put scare quotes around that word. But it would only increase my discomfort.

Absolutely losing it over the fact folks think this asshole’s name is “Via Getty”

My boss just reminded me that this is the 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st Century. We've come of age! Cheers.

At least later in the thread you call us immortal.

I love The Atlantic's copydesk. "Obscenities, profanities, and vulgarities: Don’t use them gratuitously, but when they’re called for, spell them out instead of abbreviating with a dash or asterisks or obliquely referring to them. We’re not the fucking New York Times."

Life goals to get this giddy during a copyedit

Rage, rage against the dying of the light

I regret to inform you that this White House believes "health care" is one word.

Cheering from the sidelines

Snow pug

Beginnner’s luck? Liking this Wordle thing. ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Just came across this screenshot I tweeted in 2011, back when Siri had a ’tude.

The boyz

oh my god we just won the apple design award what the fuck

He was bored tonight so I played him YouTube videos

"nothingburger" — no one is forcing you to use this word. you can have a long, happy, productive life and never use it once.

Didn’t even know someone could get pregnant from that hollywoodreporter.com/news/music-new…

Andrew Todd (andrewtodd.co.nz on the other site) They really needed an American copy editor though bc the British spellings in the New York Times was a lil sloppy

*crab-walked

Happy 100th bday, Beverly Cleary! I was 7 when I sent her the only author fan letter I've ever written, and she replied right back. Heaven.