YALL LOOK OUT FOR HER AND PLEASE HELP BRING HER HOME !!

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how florida kids be walking out of their house in 78 degree weather

breakups hurt but you ever experience the level of self hatred that happens when you accidentally step on a dogs tail

“I Am Who Am” is my favourite from Watching Movies With The Sound Off. What is yours?

Coworker: “hey can you take my shift?” Me: “of course!” Me: hey so it turns out I have open heart surgery Tuesday Ik it’s kinda late notice but like do you think you could pick up my shift? Coworker : sorry it’s my dogs half birthday otherwise I totally would ://

you think you can keep track of how many drinks you’ve had until you start drinking

this🙏🏼

unpopular opinion: cow milk is gross

sliding into dms be like

if you haven’t seen star wars, you are a lesser human being ❤️

You in my dreams that’s why I sleep all the time

Me: *has homework* friend: “Hey there’s a party tonight” Me:

how to filter out the real friends lmao