Me: omg it’s so hard to talk about your achievements I hate bragging Also me:

I just accidentally deleted my original tweet about my comedy special like a right daft shit. Where do I apply to get my 100+ RTs back? Anyway it's very funny and I made it myself with no industry backing so it's, raw, unfiltered, hilarious and FREE 👀👊 youtu.be/0I-uiNpv3k4

Stop fucking stabbing people. We can’t keep claiming to be the greatest city in the world, who take pride in & look after our own people when this is happening constantly. Scousers stabbing Scousers. Carrying a knife doesn’t make you hard, it makes you a fucking gimp. A shitbag.

Just seen your dad panic buying Lonsdales

My mum’s friend has been making flower filled jars and hiding them around my village in Cornwall for people find and take home. Just to make people smile. How lovely. 🌼🌹💐 #BeKind #RandomActsOfKindness

Strapped for cash. I might just have to set up an only fans account. I don’t know though, I think I’ve already disappointed enough people in one life time