Can’t believe there are people out there that don’t like to drink the nectar of the gods, cows milk

I can’t unsee it

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is how Taylor Swift summons her private jet

That first screen time notification after a week with the newborn is….. startling

How do I get on #booktok that does not include anything by Colleen Hoover

a #WhiteLotus all-stars episode where these two have to fight over the last beach chair

If you think I’ll be exposing my most basic self with my Spotify wrapped, think again.

Has the creator of Bluey won the Nobel Peace Prize yet

Me on video call @ home: everything in background perfectly in its place (AKA shoved perfectly out of view) I am a perfectly buttoned up business woman….alex coates on a VC @ home: exposing me & my home at our literal worst, trash piled up & blankets strewn about in the background

LFG

Me after a hit of endorphins complementing all my friends BeReals and IGs

Is Breeze Airways real and do their flights actually take off

On this flight from Provo to Orange County, what is the approximate percentage of passengers headed straight to Disneyland

sometimes a little cheese quesadilla and guac really SLAPS @ EPL (el pollo loco <3)

Using only food, where did you grow up?

Me waiting for a problematic tweet from killatrav to resurface but they are all just like this

Timothéss of Chalamendeley

Taylor Swift going down the aisle at her wedding