managed to convince one of my tradesmen that i stick cheese toasties in the slow cooker overnight so they’re ready for the morning and he’s actual sat with a cheese piece in his slow cooker for the last twelve hours hahahahaha

Selling my degree £3500 (RRP: £9250) Mint condition, assignments have been barely touched No time wasters.

christmas day next friday no chance where’s this year gone

I’ve had benders longer than Shannon was in the villa

A message from #LoveIsland

the thought of a takeaway is always better than the actual takeaway

£85 for a Grinch to wreck your house is the best thing to come out of this month by far

Few grand would sort me out right now

i love asking people what they are having for dinner

just so we’re clear, i’m all for women’s rights but if WW3 starts i’m just letting you all know i belong in the kitchen x

the biggest realisation I've come to since being an adult is that lunch is the WORST, no I don't want tinned soup, no I don't want beige freezer food, no I don't want to spend £4 on a meal deal and no I absolutely do not want to cook at 1pm, does this ever end

Why couldn’t they put the clocks forward on a Monday afternoon 4pm?????

Just heard someone say “slap my ass and call me Mamma Mia 2, because here we go again!” and I will be finding an appropriate time to use that in the future!!