I've never actually met an owner of one, but I'm 100% sure anyone who uses the one of those stand-on electric unicycles is sure to be an insufferable cunt

Pretty excellent October! 🖤

Allotments should be prioritised for people who don't have a garden of their own.

Same farmers that moaned like shit about Extinction Rebellion? 🤔

Nice to start getting some stuff on the walls! 😊

In love with this seat I picked up last weekend! Looks so good in my kitchen! 😍

Tremendo sonido demostraron tener @wearesaintagnes en el Hellfest subnoise.es/foro/videos/li… youtube.com/watch?v=_vUfCa…

“When I was running for president of the US I promised I’d end the war in Ukraine within 24hrs. But that proved too tough, so I decided to release 1500 criminals and watch a dickhead do Nazi salutes instead.”

“Dear diary. My first day in charge of the Spanish electricity grid seems to have been a great success.”

Today a 69 year old man known as Robert his entire life walked out on a balcony and self identified as Leo. The entire world now calls him Leo without question. See how easy it is to accept and respect what an individual identifies as?

Jeremy Clarkson says he feels scared to be a newspaper columnist following the shooting of right-wing activist Charlie Kirk. Didn’t stop him from calling for Meghan Markle to be stripped naked and pelted with excrement in the streets though did it?

There's something hugely sinister about people who are nice all of the time.

Thank you John Cena and thank you AJ Styles. A masterclass and beautiful tribute to wrestling. The #WWEUniverse said it…but that was AWESOME!

Petrol stations should be legally required to display the price per 50 litres on their big signs, not price per litre. I want to know whether it'll cost me £60 or £75 to fill my tank there, not how many pence a juice carton of it would be.

Queuing up on Christmas Day to hand the royal family gifts when they’re so beyond wealthy they could buy your nan is wild behaviour, I have to say.

Sauron had the ring for 1850 years. Isildur: 2 Was in a river: 2520 Déagol: About 5 minutes? Gollum: 478 Bilbo: 60 Frodo: 17 The river was the lord of the ring.

being a GP in the UK is great because you get paid £75,000+ to say "have you tried 200mg Fluoxetine yet?"

Can somebody at Papa Johns UK explain to me why the "checking and cutting" step takes twice as long as the making and baking steps combined EVERY 👏 SINGLE 👏 TIME I order a pizza?

My hospital based donation centre has stopped hot drinks too - it's shocking! Having a cup of tea, biscuit and a chat whilst donating my hard earned O- was the highlight of the trip!