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@jess14martinez

start each day with a bowl of fruity pebbles

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calendar_today28-06-2011 21:04:38

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Thinking about the time I walked into a gun range lobby, heard a gun shot close to me, didn’t even flinch, and realized someone dropped a gun next to me after people started screaming. Wild.

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15 year old me was GAGGED!!! I literally had to immediately go back and rewatch the movie after this to see all the clues I missed the first time

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Me to my 3 year old students: Okay guys! Today something really cool is happening! Does anyone know what an eclipse is? Student who never speaks: it’s the movie about vampire and werewolves Me: …..well yes but -

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We really tried to convince our parents Don’t Phunk With My Heart had nothing to do with the F word and I think that’s crazy