Travis and Taylor ❤️

you got a fast car i got a plan to get us out of here

He’s a little lad who loves berries & cream

Thinking about the time I walked into a gun range lobby, heard a gun shot close to me, didn’t even flinch, and realized someone dropped a gun next to me after people started screaming. Wild.

(me with my alien) this is a chilis margarita you drink it

15 year old me was GAGGED!!! I literally had to immediately go back and rewatch the movie after this to see all the clues I missed the first time

Me to my 3 year old students: Okay guys! Today something really cool is happening! Does anyone know what an eclipse is? Student who never speaks: it’s the movie about vampire and werewolves Me: …..well yes but -

Love watching The Bear when I'm having a bad day cuz no matter what kind of day I'm having Carmy having a worse one.

Truly don’t understand how people can confidently drive cyber trucks lol 🙊😬

not every nail polish color needs chrome there I said it

Tennis bracelet taste tired mom style

Take the Apple Watch off with the nice outfits I feel like this shouldn’t need to be said???

Scared of the way some of yall are acting right now

Why am I craving pb Oreos after I picked out my wedding dress

We really tried to convince our parents Don’t Phunk With My Heart had nothing to do with the F word and I think that’s crazy

I need to learn the disco snail dance asap

Actually having withdrawals from the food in Spain

the way my phone was blowing up you’d think I was the one who got engaged

how life feels listening to new taylor when you don’t have a bitch in your ear telling you it’s bad