@harry_fergie I'm glad my life provides you with entertainment!!

The #RoyalBaby will be known as His Royal Highness Prince George of Cambridge bbc.in/14I8Hn1 Peter Hunt

@harry_fergie #truethat

@harry_fergie I'll tell her you said that!

@harry_fergie imgur.com/gallery/DLEA2iD #burn

@harry_fergie Sad times... amazingthat.co.uk/dangerous-2

@harry_fergie Oh hell no...... I'm still excited!! #Notlong

@harry_fergie breaking bad is my next project don't worry! :-)

@harry_fergie imgur.com/gallery/9MwCGRq

@harry_fergie you're still a minger...

@harry_fergie VeryBritishProblems or faffing about scanning new packets of crisps without realising you have to press checkout...

@harry_fergie VeryBritishProblems after the woman had to explain it to you...

Last night a transvestite, who was dressed as a pack of crayons, rested her fake boobs on my head. WTF am I doing with my life?

If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

As of next week I shall b offering colouring in sessions 4 all those who want to cure the incurable. Well why not? It's good money clearly!

Why do I never have any luck with fairs? #nofair

#thecrimsonfield is definitely the best thing on tv right now! Loving it!

Last night's cocktail at Cloud 23!

"I'm going to vote for Poland, they're the boob ones right?" - Helen Owen (Ashworth)

@SGeneSim I am so proud of you sweetie <3