when i die spread my ashes around the rim of a margarita glass

i hate smoking with paranoid bitches what do you mean the british are coming

He didn’t like glitter And I was fucking Kesha

nobody: nicki minaj:

“Snap ya fingers…take a breath…go ahead release that stress”

Stitching up a 16 year old patient’s gums shut with no med school training was wild

all we need is one person to initiate the espresso martini order cause i too shall order an espresso martini

I'm walking on sunshine you stupid bitch

I think my best friend and I need to go out for a little drinky drink

must have a snooki summer

This can’t be the same brain that used to understand HTML coding on tumblr

❤️

whoever put mochakk on that stage needs to get jumped

delaware

Sorry I do not reach out as often as I used to, I have been second guessing my career path,debating my life choices,and sleeping in any free time I get to escape the reality that is my life.

also they’re working on getting TST back up.. sorry about allat 😬

California what the FUCK do you mean you voted against RENT CONTROL you fucking IDIOTS