It’s way too easy to FaceTime someone accidentally

already did several times btw

Princess Diana choose being a Mom over her title.

free career tip: be so competent they forget you’re unmanageable

Wow Progressive just raised my auto insurance $25 a month due to…inflation??? That’s what the agent told me. Perfect driving record, no tickets, no wrecks, they even follow my every move with their “snapshot” feature where I have a 5 star rating. Freaking crazy.

― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and Damned

She just taught me more than my music class

Happy Independence Day, everyone.

I think about this a lot actually.

Sydney Urbanek Checking in at my obgyn today the receptionist says “you look different”, umm thanks? Ugh

Totally!

books are so cool because there are NO FUCKING ADS IN THEM

aka Literature is the most agreeable way of ignoring life. - Fernando Pessoa

just snapped and yelled at my boss in our monthly one-on-one meeting and didn’t get fired

Buying new skin care just to sleep with my makeup on

I hate myself for not uploading a 10 hour video of a fireplace or rain to YouTube a decade ago