Patrick’s work wife and real wife are literally wearing the same Gucci ensemble 😭

I'm sitting next to a Lincoln impersonator at the airport bar. He's watching MSNBC reporting on yesterday's assassination attempt. This is easily the most surreal thing I've ever witnessed.

lives were changed one year ago

Me after every chiefs game when they inevitably win 24-23 on a last second FG by Harrison Butker:

the spicy taquito looking at me on the roller grill at 1 am:

Let’s go!!!!!!! Kansas City Royals

Well if I can’t be happy I guess nobody else can be either.

i can’t believe the best rom com of 2024 is an 11 minute promo interview between amelia dimoldenberg and andrew garfield

Happy Steve Kornacki Eve to all who celebrate!

There isn't a football team on earth - the NFL, college, high school - that the Kansas City Chiefs can't beat by exactly three points.

going to CAVA

they’re kind of the same person if you think about it

don’t jump to conclusions me:

it’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands

I mean this video being 1.3 million views is the epitome of numerology

Mayor Q about to be tweeting like Kayla Nicole soon