hey this is CVS. we filled your prescription. can u come pick it up in the next 17 seconds or should we light it on fire in the parking lot

RN salary: $50k MD salary: $200k CEO salary: $18 million somebody who is good at the economy please help me budget this my hospital is dying. i think we’re overpaying the doctors

DILF (Degree I’d Like to Finish)

⚡️Important resource ⚡️ Ukrainians put together a list of resources on how foreigners can help. There are all reputable organizations doing good work. Spread far and wide: ukrainewar.carrd.co

Julia Fox may have been Josh Safdie’s muse when he wrote “Uncut Gems” but I was Khalid’s muse when he wrote “Young, Dumb, & Broke”

proof of concept

I wish someone would invent quieter microwaves for hungry night owls with roommates

taking out my contacts and leaving them out. I’ve seen enough

do you ever just try on a pair of jeans that makes you wonder if the manufacturer has ever seen a human woman before

I always forget to take off my hospital badge when I go to class and it’s literally so embarrassing because imagine people think I leave it on to flex that I have no life

If our human rights can be thrown back onto the chopping block at the whim of a handful of people in suits, we are, by definition, not free

my toxic trait is that sometimes when I’m walking down a long empty hallway I’ll close my eyes and just have a little rest. a quick vertical in-motion nap while I’m walking. as a treat

I wasn’t sure if I was at the right gate for the bus to VT but then I saw someone traveling with a portable hammock

There are no words.

PSA for ppl who🩸: if you haven’t already, delete your digital period trackers. If you still want to track your cycle on your phone, there’s a free app called Stardust that doesn’t sell user data & anonymizes everything with end-to-end encryption to protect against govt subpoena

Forced birth in a country with no guaranteed maternity leave and no universal healthcare, during a baby formula shortage and an epidemic of gun violence in schools. Make it make sense.

As a woman in the US, my day started with a job offer in a historically male-dominated field and ended with the loss of federal protections of my reproductive rights. One step forward, five steps back. #WeWillNotGoBack

One of the most profound things I read in my original journey to ADHD diagnosis was what Dr. Ned Hallowell calls “the cough drop sign” in the book, Driven To Distraction. I’d never felt more seen before reading this quote. It comes from one of Hallowell’s ADHD patients: