The inventor of Horlicks must be a malty-millionaire by now

Crypto bros yesterday vs. Crypto bros today #welcomeaboard

Ridiculous delay to the start at the Monaco GP, just let them get on with it and race! They are professionals and changing weather is all part of testing their skill FIA Sky Sports F1 Formula 1

Life comes at you fast: pundits on Russian TV realize that their military is failing and their country is in trouble. They are starting to play the blame game. Some of them finally understand that their genocidal denial of the Ukrainian identity isn't working in Russia's favor.

This is the best meme I’ve seen all week!

Zarah Sultana MP Enough is Enough I am sorry for the delay, Zarah. This was due to damage to the overhead electric wires meaning services could not move around Stevenage, but services are now on the move. On your other point, LNER is owned by the DfT after the franchise was handed back in 2018. ^Cameron

When the bartender serves someone else

Ukrainian tankers and mechanics figuring out how to incorporate 4 different types of French, German, American and British tanks into their units and have them ready yesterday

I preferred it when Nigerian princes were offering me millions via Western Union transfer. Now the carrot is a fantastic prize of a Smeg Kettle. How boring. I did chuckle that they didn't even bother to change the footer from a Florida address to a UK address.

The laughter app

Incredible Timelapse of approaches into London Heathrow! 📹: Cargospotter

Phenomenal 147 from Selby in the final! Fair do’s.

If you are going to Gatwick Airport today, I recommend you leave at least 30 minutes earlier than planned or give yourself enough time. Even at 0545 there is quite a big queue on the roads near to North Terminal. Must be due to rail strike.

⁦Jonny Smith⁩ ⁦Richard Porter⁩ the long lost story of Berger’s Testarossa. Bad luck for the Ferrari F1 chaps that weekend. telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/03/0…

Freudian slip from Starmer, I think I just heard him saying in PMQs that workers will not see a single penny extra in their pay packets.