this is how i feel when i eat oatmeal

Every like 6 months I go on an oatmeal kick where the only thing I will eat for breakfast is oatmeal and it’s soooo good every time. Usually lasts for about 2 weeeks

Why can’t someone invent a healthy cigarette? I thought this was the future.

All this missing submarine stuff is wild. I know what it feels like though, to miss something that deep

$3500 and I’ll take you to the bottom of Lake Michigan

Praying for our Mason High School community. Devastating. Life is precious. ❤️💙

my professor gave us a zip file with a copious amount of fonts to freely use for our project and I googled one of the fonts I used to credit it at the end and it's a commercial font that costs like 600 bucks

Celsius drinks have me by the BALLS

I simply love it when women get put at the back of marketing posters all the time, very cool!

Me In Traffic: “DRIVE BITCH” The Bitch 😩:

Me: I'm sick can you take my shift? Coworker: sure thing me; thank you so much1

I say give them both a Roku remote and the first one to start a movie gets to be president

I have a question for Republicans who support abortion bans, If your sister, daughter, or wife had a miscarriage in say, Texas or Georgia, and she needed an emergency D&C, would you want her to have to wait until she was dying of sepsis before she could receive care? Because

6 luxuries in life: