Excuse me, I’d like a season where they replace the bachelorette with an AI robot with huge jugs and don’t say anything to the male contestants and just see whether they notice or not

Picture ur enemy wearing a neck pillow

Disappointed there was no executioner Barbie @gretagerwig #representationmatters

I really click with former saxophone kids

Umm :/ NBA u guys are having a miscommunication somewhere

News sources really do be rushing to post this shit guys c’mon read it over once

A good wedding DJ knows how much pit Bull to play

Idk how to explain this but Ron Desantis looks like…he’s something else in a Ron Desantis suit

Do other people think they can guess discount codes

Is it ok if I say it? My sweatpants are a napkin, to some degree

there can be 100 people in a room and 99 don't believe in you...

I feel like we should just try not having frat bros run everything like, just to see

The second you add oats to cookie dough it becomes a cliff bar and you took something that was supposed to be a treat and made it a shitty breakfast

If I had to play in a water polo match, I would drown

Please. We need to make these more different looking

When I was in 4th grade (in 2005) a local community newsletter asked a handful of kids in my class the question, “who is your hero?” - the other kids all answered their moms. I said Kelly Clarkson