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@jellyvernon

keep your eyes on your own paper

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calendar_today24-05-2012 04:21:04

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Excuse me, I’d like a season where they replace the bachelorette with an AI robot with huge jugs and don’t say anything to the male contestants and just see whether they notice or not

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The second you add oats to cookie dough it becomes a cliff bar and you took something that was supposed to be a treat and made it a shitty breakfast

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When I was in 4th grade (in 2005) a local community newsletter asked a handful of kids in my class the question, “who is your hero?” - the other kids all answered their moms. I said Kelly Clarkson