tier 7: the government personally tie your shoe laces together so you can’t walk anywhere

My heart has broke

Can’t believe we’re so far from normality we’re now reminiscing on earlier lockdowns 😭

#goodmorningbritain

Yup! This is the guy who followed me home, threatened & harassed me! Here he is on an ITV2 show about DATING!!!! The audacity!!! 🤮 Quoting ITV2 “we’ve done very few background checks” 👀 how embarrassing. “Relationships have never worked out,” that’s because you abuse women. RT!

Corrine Priest Seriously Metropolitan Police and ITV...what more do you actually need?

Do we want to talk about the contraceptive pill having a higher potential blood clot rate than the AstraZeneca vaccine? Or are we too tired?

'How badly do you need a holiday?' Me:

Someone tell me why Amazon Amazon.co.uk are able to sell FAKE Olaplex items and get away with it?! Wondered why I’ve lost half my hair, and now I know! 😅 best thing is THEY WON’T REFUND ME #news #BoycottAmazon

The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time so it’s more of a surprise

500 retweets and i'll stick sausages and other raw meats to my head, wear a fancy suit, and film myself screeching the line 'I AM A HUMAN DALEK' 😭🔥

yeah not my abuser literally using a photo of me & him on his tinder? obviously for clout? you wanna tell everyone what you did to me, samuel? chicago gals if y’all see him block immediately. i’m livid.

John Lewis's Ad Agency furiously rewriting the Christmas ad to be about 2 people that meet in #TheQueue and end up having Christmas together. To a slow piano version of 500 Miles by The Proclaimers.

until the day I die I will never understand why he was even still allowed to run after this

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman