Corporate culture: Be proactive!” Also corporate: “Why did you take initiative without looping in 37 people first?”

24 years old. Fully paid off Costco hotdog. It's not "parents money". It's not luck. It's consistency. It's discipline. I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.

starting tomorrow im gonna be super normal funny sexy kind and functioning

walking past a group of teenagers by yourself feels like this

I've already given it my all this week and it's only Tuesday.

The fake urgency in corporate jobs kills me. We're not doctors, we work in spreadsheets. You don't need to circle back for a response an hour later.

Unpopular opinion: doing absolutely nothing at work is more draining mentally than being busy at work.

when someone makes fun of my music taste once so now i highkey cannot trust them with any sort of emotional vulnerability ever again

I’m doing tasks the scope of my job description has never seen before.

When I’m tryna enjoy my 30 min break but my co worker keep tryna talk to me

folded laundry and washed dishes back to back

I don’t live in the US but a friend who live there just told me about a new version of the American Dream: - A used Toyota Corolla - No credit card debt - A Costco membership - Being able to pay rent without roommates Is this real?

Idk how people drop their life savings on gambling I feel suicidal when I spent $20 on DoorDash and the food ends up being mid

Commuting to the office to take virtual calls 😍

don’t ask me what’s wrong with me if you’re not ready to hear some bad news. at least respond? wtf?

got invited to a beach party but i’ve been eating like crazy