Just completed my self assessment, and miraculously have arrived a net profit of £12,497

So a Wigan Estate Agent Breakey & Co is charging potential buyers £80.00 for an anti-money laundering check performed by their in-house Solicitors

Why can't we all agree that your sex is what you were born as and your gender is what you chose to be? All decisions can then be made on sex and nearly everyone is happy.

People of Twitter. It's 2027. Two years into a Labour Government. Your life is still as shit as it was in 2024. Who are you Hong to blame and hate now?

Just been to vote for that nice Mr Burnham. The only honest politician in England

Less than two hours after the polling stations have closed and Tower Hamlets have already declared for Sadiq Khan with 116% of the vote.

The Twitter meltdown when Israel win Eurovision will be spectacular

To all my Ukrainian and black friends, sorry but your lives no longer seem to matter to the wokies as they now have the Palestinians to be offended on behalf of

Lots of people on Twitter questioning why Israel is allowed in Eurovision as it's not in Europe make no mention of Australia

Hope susannah doyle is OK. Seemed to fluff a few lines and didn't appear with the rest of the cast for the curtain call

My wife said she will vote Labour. Little does she know that as Head of Household I have already submitted via our postal votes seven votes for Reform from the four of us

As a middle class liberal I can't comprehend voting for Reform. Everyone I know thinks the same. Therefore there can't be any real Reform voters out there and they must all be bots

I assume every Englishman is supporting Hungary tonight?

Where would England cricket be without the Nottinghamshire CCC youth system. Atkinson following in the footsteps of Duckett, Taylor, Broad, Taylor, Hameed. The list is endless.

TV presenter Phil Spencer blocked us for sharing this image previously so we thought we’d remind the public of the fact he revels in taking the life of an animal. He’d probably hate it if you reposted this.

A glorious sunny October day in Manchester. Let's hope England and Wales Cricket Board don't notice it they'll schedule Test Matches in October so they can expand The Hundred

Up until a few months ago Twitter was great. It was full of left wing people fairly holding a Tory Government to account. Now it's full of tight wing people unfairly holding a Labour Government to account. I'm off to Bluesky

We were in Asda, and suddenly my daughter said: "remember when you said I would regret by Christmas voting for Labour? Well you were right" Not surprisingly the whole shop burst into spontaneous applause

Can't say I agreed with John Prescott's politics but he was a Giant compared to the pygmies on the Government Front Bench these days. RIP

Nice to see some of the caring left, who last week were demanding Rachel Reeves be given sympathy because of what happened in the HoC, are today rejoicing in the death of Norman Tebbit