gooooob morning. i made a list. of what i would like to accomplish today 7. a big nap 1. maybe get some rest after that 4. sneak in a snoozle 4b. perhaps multiple

deploy the Fat Cop Legion

These tweets make me happy 🥰

Look at what I just found on Amazon Prime! For those of you who always wanted to see Carla Gugino as D.D. Warren, now is your chance. Might I add Kevin Alejandro and Mark-Paul Gosselaar make for excellent viewing as well. #Hide #moviefun #wetmummification

*NEW: The Cov-idiots. I name & shame 20 miscreants who've let themselves down in this #coronavirus crisis with their delusion, egos & selfishness. My column: trib.al/RRIm5WG

When all this is over let’s remember who looked out for us. And who didn’t. (Location: Poole)

Its beer o'clock

The greatest of all tweets : x.com/Thund3rB0lt/st…

Brilliant 🤣

I love this new genre.

This good boy gets his favorite treat. Watch him - playing with it, taunt it, cajole.....and finally chomp. Quite a dance .... (agoldennamedkevin IG)

All it takes is love ❤️ #dodofosterdiaries

George Floyd and I were both arrested for allegedly spending a counterfeit $20 bill. For George Floyd, a man my age, with two kids, it was a death sentence. For me, it is a story I sometimes tell at parties. That, my friends, is White privilege.

This is the result of the idiots RUBBER BULLETS used to clear out the PEACEFUL PROTESTERS in Washington so the motherfucker in chief could disgrace a church and a Bible to pose for a fucking photo op!

Times up Cunt

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Happy Sunday 😊